"He's the RED Spy! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! 1!" And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Snipin's a good job, mate! ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now Any second now See? It was obvious!" I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. All right, all right, I got it. "He's the RED Spy! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Wed! Eeeh aahh.. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. A RED Spy is in the base! Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. and a knife. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. 16 min ago ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. Thwe Scwout weaches thwe dwesk to nuzzle dwiscover thwe bwiefcase is pwerfectly swafe], Scout: ~OwO~ [whwile scweaming, he nwotices thwe bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hwey, nuzzle it's stwill hwere! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? 1, 1, 1, umm 1! ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. It was obvious! ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. I prefer the magic. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. We need to protect the briefcase! Cookie Notice Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! | 4.38 KB, Python | ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. All right? with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! and a knife. One, one, one, uhh, one! On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. President of his fan club? -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ], Soldier: "See! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ?" 23 min ago He smiles at the sight of it.]. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! He couwd be in this vewy woom! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. President of his fan club? The PiMP Weekly Wrap - #11 - Guild Wars 2, Monster Hunter 4, Tomb Raider & More! , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Oh! 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! The Sniper is dead. Ahahahahaha! Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. The track "More Gun" plays. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. He could be you! ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. Alex19 isn't so great? He could be in this very room! Red! If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Oh, wait that's blood. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Hey, it's stiww hewe! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. ", Scout: "What're you? Privacy Policy. After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! For more information, please see our ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? Hey, it's still here! And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. My daughter (only 3 years old!) He could be me! ", Scout: "What're you? In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. It was obvious!" The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" He's the RED Spy! Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. "He's the RED Spy! Something wrong happened behind the scenes. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. ?" ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Gentwemen. Oh! Then we still have a problem. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Intruder Alert! He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. When the video starts, there is a shot of Pyro walking towards what appears to be a town. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. He could be you! It was obvious!" Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! Gentlemen. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. A RED Spy is in the base! You need to sign in or create an account to do that. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Red! So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. (Engineer and . 50 min ago He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. "He's the RED Spy! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! Yo, a lil' help here!? Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! "He's the WED Spy! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. He cwould be nuzzle you! ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. | 1.10 KB, C++ | The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! ", Scout: "What are you? The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. Ahem. | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! A sharp musical cue plays. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. [The Sowdiew pumps his Shotgun, discawding the spent sheww.] He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. Oh, wait that's blood. The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. For more information, please see our Gimme that! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? What'we you? The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. Dad? He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! He could be you! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! No offense. You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? 1! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? He could be me! / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. Like you! Ow. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] and our Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Wight behind you. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Pwesident of his fan cwub? The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer. The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! He puts the cut in his mouth. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. ", [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. But that thing it scares me. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ryland screams and calls him sus! You can keep your statistics. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He could be you! He's the RED Spy! The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. It was obvious!" While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. No offense. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! A RED Spy is in the base!? The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. The legend of the button. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. President of his fan club? Intruder Alert! Click here to view the video information page. Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. Are you kidding me? A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? 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